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Julia Mandel
Feb 14, 2023
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Hiiiiii and happy Valentine’s Day! 💋 My “kissing disease” days are over and in celebration, here are a few things I think about when I think about kissing.

Edith Windsor and Thea Spyer's Life Together | The New Yorker
Edie Windsor and Thea Spyer

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A clean version of “Bandz a Make Her Dance” is pounding into the dark, barely-transformed dining hall, teacher chaperones stationed in each corner. My classmates and o…

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